Sunday 30 November 2008

365 Ficlets - Day #205 ~ "Hero Worship"

This had been a good idea through all of the planning phase. Now, sat behind a wall in the freezing November night, waiting for the others to arrive, hoping to not be found by a security guard, Alan was starting to feel some uncertainty creeping in.

It had been two months earlier when they had all taken a few too many drinks and decided to fake a Banksy on the walls of the new Magistrates’ Court. All of them had lived in Bristol for years, some of them remembered Banksy’s first works appearances. They had been joking about how much they missed his work since he had become more famous, and then Frank had simply said;

“Why don’t we do one for him, huh?”

It was elegant in both its power and simplicity. A graffiti installation apparently by a reclusive and secretive artist would appear on a new building in his old stomping ground. The local reaction was likely to be pleasure and satisfaction that the ‘old boy’ has come back to the home range, and even though it would be publicised it would be hard to out as a fake.

Saturday 29 November 2008

365 Ficlets - Day #204 ~ "Wind-Up"

“What do you mean, you ate reindeer sausages? How could you do that?”

Frank shook his head and swallowed the derisory comment he had been about to spew forth. Instead he took a moment to remind himself that the high moral ground was easily lost, but easier to win if never surrendered. Besides he quite liked this girl and making her look stupid, or trying to anyway, was bound to work out badly for him in the long run.

“Well, they were on the menu, and I’d eaten venison sausages before, so I thought that I’d probably like them… I suppose I fancied some game and there it was.”

Judging by the look on her face cheap humour may have been the better option; at least there would have been the outside chance of making her laugh.

“That’s sick that is. I mean it’s bad enough that you think eating Bambi is okay, but Rudolph! I can’t believe I ever liked you!”

This had to be a joke! Was she seriously going to lose it with him over sausages? He was starting to sweat and shift in his seat;

“You pillock! Had ya!”

She was smiling.

Friday 28 November 2008

365 Ficlets - Day #203 ~ "Sleep Talking"

The stream of tail-lights stretching away into the distance was really quite soul destroying. If Della had been awake they could have talked, maybe even kissed; it was not as if the traffic was moving.

She snuffled and brushed her wrist across her nose in her sleep and he felt himself melt in the face of her cuteness. Why was it that this woman, this person was cute to him when she flailed about in her sleep and made odd noises and even talked in her sleep sometimes? When he had to share a twin with a work colleague on a sales trip, or go somewhere with the softball team on an away game, the similar foibles of other sleepers would annoy him rather than make him feel happy and affectionate. Of course it was because he loved her, and he knew that, but it amused him to play with the uneven treatment he gave to people who were not Della.

“Richard? Come back to bed Richard.”

Suddenly he did not feel happy and secure and loving towards her. Now all he could do was wonder who Richard was, what with his name being Tony.

Thursday 27 November 2008

365 Ficlets - Day #202 ~ "Walking Home"

The moonlight, reflected on the underside of the bridge by the ripples in the water made it seem as though they were walking into a tunnel of water. She gripped his hand a little more tightly, suddenly worrying that they were in a dark and lonely place.

“Hey there. You scared baby, or have you just noticed that no one is around?”

His smirk would normally have annoyed her, but something about the light, the way his voice sounded bouncing off the bridge and most importantly the fantastic bottle of wine that they had just shared at the restaurant. She shot him her best playful and cute look and yanked him towards the wall. For a moment he hesitated, double checking that he was right about their being alone and then he followed her lead.

She pulled his hands inside her coat as their mouths met and once he had got the basic idea she slid one hand around his waist and the other snaked its way into his trousers. As she found what she was looking for he let out the little gasp that she loved so much. She squeezed more.

Wednesday 26 November 2008

365 Ficlets - Day #201 ~ "Directions"

“Turn left up there.”

I shot her a quizzical look;

“And why, pray tell, do you think that left is the right course of action? I mean you do have the map upside down.”

The look I received in return was less quizzical, more homicidal if the truth be told. We had been orbiting Sudbury for some time now, trying to find the right arcane combinations of turnings to end up on the market square in order to pick up the third member of our party from a pub called The Monkey Wrench, where he had been staying the night before.

“Well, don’t turn left then. See if I care. Of course we’re going to be late if you don’t start listening to me instead of just randomly turning ‘the way that feels right’ as we come to junctions.”

She did have a point, and I was starting to dread the endless ribbing I was going to receive from Ferdie, when we finally picked him up. He was not going to care about being kept waiting, or even arriving late to the wedding. That would not stop him needling me about it all day though.

“Okay then, left it is.”

Tuesday 25 November 2008

365 Ficlets - Day #200 ~ "Holding all the cards..?"

He rolled the cigar between his thumb and forefinger, his hand hovering over his chips. The bet was to him and there was only the small blind left. Everyone had checked, waiting to see the Turn, but the Flop gave him a flush, albeit a low one. Gianni was definitely sitting on something good. Time to roll the dice, this hand could send a player out and it wasn’t going to be him with his chip lead, plus there were two more cards to get out.

“Ten Ton”

‘Clink’ as the chips settle in front of him. He brought the cigar to his mouth and took a long drag, paying his smoking as much attention as he could to hide his level of confidence in a cloud.

Paulo and Gwen both flinched and there were a couple of folds; just Gianni, Thorsten and him still in. They call and then the Turn; Ace of Spades and now he has an ace-high flush.

They both check; what do they have?

He does some quick maths and raises the bet another thousand.

Gianni folds, swearing under his breath about newbies buying the pot.

Here comes the River.

‘Check’

‘Check’

Monday 24 November 2008

365 Ficlets - Day #199 ~ "Forbidden"

“You’re not anything special, you fool!”

The boy cowered at his father’s feet, flinching from the raised fist.

“Just because you can play the damn guitar does not mean that you should play it. DO you understand me?”

The boy nodded.

“Did you say something?”

For a moment the boy cowered lower, expecting a blow from the fist that was suspended above him, like a weight ready to fall. Then realising he was being givern a chance stammered;

“Y-y-y Yes Sir, I understand.”

The fist came a little lower, but more slowly than a blow and the boy stared intently, watching to see the fingers relax and the fist once more becoming a hand.

“Good. All right then. Now get yourself off to bed. Brush your teeth, young man, and I don’t want to hear any music coming from your room, that radio is for the news and nothing else.”

The boy scrambled to his feet and was gone before he could change his mind.

The man turned to look at the guitar that had caught his son attempting to play, and muttered under his breath;

“Where did you come from, eh?”

Sunday 23 November 2008

365 Ficlets - Day #198 ~ "Tossing Brass"

Tossing brass; that’s what they had called it on the range, with a smile and a chuckle. To be honest you don’t think about how utterly frivolous that is when you are learning to empty an MP5 on a nice, sunny, outdoor range, with your anti-flash glasses on and the smell of sunscreen mixing with the fresh waves of cordite as you and eleven other raw recruits pull the trigger on another cardboard gang-banger.

Not so funny now, crouched behind a stack of wooden packing crates, filled with steel refrigerators. Lucky because I was hoping for something that could stop bullets. It was supposed to be a simple buy-bust! I’m in here with nothing more than a Sig; I’m playing the part of a drug dealer. It’s the bad guys who are ‘tossing brass’ like it’s this year’s summer craze. I’m pretty sure that the guys with automatics were toting Steyrs, so that’s sixty rounds apiece; I lost count at around thirty. Weirdly my ears have already shut out the bangs, all I can hear are casings hitting the concrete, like metal raindrops.

Saturday 22 November 2008

365 Ficlets - Day #197 ~ "Chalet Girl"

The snow was falling faster by the time I got back to bed with the tea. Lucy was sitting up, wrapped in the covers with just her head poking out, her eyes wide with excitement as she watched the huge flakes floating down past the window.

“Oh thanks. Did you remember the sugar?”

She said as she extended just one arm out of the cocoon of duvet and blanket, in order to take the mug of tea. I looked at her quizzically, trying to work out how on earth I would get back into bed, but also trying to communicate to her that I might be a bit chilly if she stayed like that.

The snow was too exciting for her to notice my concerns about the present dearth of covers.

“Look at the size of those flakes, Paul! If it carries on like this we are going to have the best powder coming off Saulire tomorrow.”

It was easy to work out that this was her first season, but I had no desire to spoil that. The wonder was gone for me; powder was all well and good, but actually I craved something rarer. For me, the dream was empty, groomed pistes.

Friday 21 November 2008

365 Ficlets - Day #196 ~ "Tipping Point"

Mikhail focused his thoughts, checked his pulse, his heart rate; he stared at the boy trying to decide if the balled fists were frustration, or the beginning of a foolish attack. The uncertainty was a temptation to let go of his self-control, to let his heart race and the adrenaline flow, but he knew that better results could be guaranteed by cleaving to his training. Nonetheless, he freed a dagger into his left hand as he watched the boy’s face and shoulders as the moments stretched out before his heightened senses like minutes.

There is was, a twitch in the shoulders, the arms rising. Mikhail looked at the floor and cursed in the back of his mind. Matrocite! The fool was casting; what a waste. The boy’s arms came higher, hands unfurling like blooms and then twisting into arcane gestures. Mikhail’s ears heard the shout of the casting, but he no longer cared, he had already activated his blink talisman.

He could smell the boy’s sweat as he laid his right hand on his young shoulder while the left pushed in deep.

Thursday 20 November 2008

365 Ficlets - Day #195 ~ "Miscalculation"

“What do you think you are doing?”

Gregor had sprung to his feet as the door was cloven in two. Two hooded men stepped into the workshop. The one in front laughed gently under his breath;

“Quiet boy! We are here for the golem, we know that he has it here, watched over by you and the new apprentice. Stand aside.”

Gregor was not about to surrender, he was about to officially become a Magus. He had been ready for The Assay for almost two years, he could take them. He stared at the intruders and balled his fists, drawing power silently, hoping to use the advantage. He felt it surging into him from below; only he and Pyrellius knew how to draw on the Mana stored in the slabs of Matrocite that made the workshop’s bland looking floor. When he was ready he quickly extended his arms, hands describing the appropriate signs and screamed;

“Körper Toten Tantzen!”

The Intruder laughed and suddenly he was behind Gregor, sliding a stilletto between his ribs; Gregor could not even cry out, and dying all he could think was ‘how?’.

Wednesday 19 November 2008

365 Ficlets - Day #194 ~ "Hoodwinked"

The workshop was in complete disarray when Gethin rushed back to find the door broken in two. He had realised that there was a plan afoot to draw him away from his Master’s work and steal or sabotage it when the girl that he had snuck out to meet never showed up. He cursed under his breath and started to prepare for the roasting that he was going to receive from Gregor, let alone from their Master. Gregor was about to subject himself to the Assay, and when their Master, Pyrellius, was not in residence he was Gethin’s superior, despite not yet being dubbed as Magus.

Pushing the wreckage of the door aside, Gethin peered into the half-light of the workshop, straining to see if the thieves had breached the cabinet at the far end that would, no doubt, have been their target. He could not make it out and so started to pick his way across the floor without breaking any more glassware. He looked up for a moment as a bird flew past his head, escaped from one of the cages, and then he nearly tripped over Gregor’s body.

Tuesday 18 November 2008

365 Ficlets - Day #193 ~ "Momentary Lapse of Reason"

She is beautiful. I do not know her, or anything about her, but something basic and simple within my mind has already decided that I want to have sex with her. This is not how I really am, this is not the real me, this is the animal that thought and sense hold at bay.

My eyes slowly trace the line of her forehead, down the side of her face, her soft neck and onto the plateau of her chest where the line plunges between her breasts, out of sight behind the material of a vest top. Unbidden I imagine us naked together, her mouth wrapped around me, smiling up at me with her eyes and then my orgasm splashing onto those perfect breasts as she squeals with delight at its sticky warmth.

My conscious mind wrestles for control. I remember that I have not even said a word to her, that it is my duty as a mature and decent human being to see her as a person, not simply a giver and taker of pleasure. My mind demands of my libido that I control the base, hold in check simple desire, and prize connection; meaning above release.

Monday 17 November 2008

365 Ficlets - #192 ~ "Wrong Bar?"

As I stepped from the cold rain into the dingy bar I wondered if I had found the right place. I scanned the room and saw three aging barflys, a half-dead, middle-aged female bar tender, and a dog. The woman was smoking, flouting the recent changes to regulations with regard to smoking in bars, but it gave me hope that she might not give a shit about me smoking in her place. She clocked me;

“Evenin’ sugar. What can I getcha?”

I thought about this for a moment and decided not to veer too far from obvious domestic brands. Of course if I had found the wrong place I would be leaving, but there was no sense in making waves;

“Bud’n’a shot o’ Blackjack, please Hun.”

She smiled, winked and went to work. The barflys nodded, as if to say ‘A young’un but he knows how it’s done’.

Ten minutes later I was on first name terms with Ted, George and Frank who were propping up the bar and more than that I knew that they all served together in ‘Nam. Steph behind the bar had apparently been sweet on each of them at some point...

Sunday 16 November 2008

365 Ficlets - Day #191 ~ "Coping"

“What’s the matter?”

She shook her head and waved him away, but he stood there, unwilling to simply give her all of the power. Eventually she spoke;

“Just leave me alone, all right? I don’t want to talk, I just want to be on my own, so can you just let me be, please?”

He nodded, she turned away and he stood for just a moment longer, looking at her. He padded slowly out of the room, and down the unlit corridor to the top of the stairs.

“I’ll be okay later, I promise! Okay Jim?”

He paused for a moment, trying to work out how to answer.

“I know you will, baby. Call me if you need anything, yeah?”

“Yeah. Thanks.”

He nodded to himself again and started down the stairs.

He went and installed himself in the kitchen, his laptop lighting the place, casting an odd, cold glow over the glass of whisky that he had self-prescribed while he waited out Gemma’s black mood.

He tried to write, but despite the booze, he could not shut out the worry he felt about her when she was this way. He just surfed the web and waited for morning.

Saturday 15 November 2008

365 Ficlets - Day #190 ~ "Gig"

Rod smiled, there was nowhere in the world that he would rather be than at a punk gig, in a small, genuine venue, in a small town. Some people would look to the great cities for the music that fired them up, but Rod knew that the music of his heart and soul was to be found in Swindon, Stourbridge, Bolton, Wakefield and in this case Reading. Places big enough that you have heard of them, but not so big that you would want to go there, but he did.

Being paid to write about the upcoming musical talent in the UK meant that Rod was paid to spend his time listening to demos and attending shows with the other twelve people who would show up, and working out who had real talent. Of course he loved it.

He threw his head back as the drummer started up and the double bass drums started to provide the backdrop to a formulaic, but brilliant, tune that was a sure-fire cult smash as far as Rod could tell. He had received their demo in the post and after his customary three listens he had made up his mind to see them live.

Friday 14 November 2008

365 Ficlets - #189 ~ "Dance!"

The beating of the drums was under his skin now, the chorus of resounding skins passing through him, wave after wave of bass and rhythm. The crackling fire was yellow and gold and red, licking at the darkness above the circle and it warmed him, stood there as he was almost completely naked.

He closed his eyes, and began to listen for the moment that would herald the beginning of the dance, when all the drums would begin to come together in a kind of musical orgasm and then split away into many, many different parts, allowing him to latch onto one of the constituent beats and begin to dance his own spiral path towards the next crescendo. He quickly glanced around the circle; the other dancers were ready, each of them allowing their bodies to become entranced by the music, floating ready for the moment when the dance would come alive all by itself.

The peak was coming, he could feel the waves passing through him getting closer and tighter as the drummers started to nod to one another and so match their poundings.

365 Ficlets - #171 to #188

With having been away in South Africa and then being very, very busy on my return, I have kept up with my writing, but not the posting up, and so here is a marathon session...

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"Jungle Shower" - #171

There was nothing but the gentle humming of the night crickets and the occasional call of this beast or that when they got back to their cabin after dinner. Neither of them had really considered that this trip into the wilderness would actually mean the wilderness; somehow that it was in a National Park had persuaded them that they would be a stone’s throw from hospitals and modernity in general. Not so, in fact after dark they had to be escorted to their room by a member of the ranger staff.

Nandi turned to George as the door closed and smiled at him; they were alone at last, locked up until sunrise in their little bubble of privacy and luxury.

“Come and shower with me in the outdoor one before we go to bed, eh?”

she said, a twinkle in her eye. He nodded and they simply undressed and headed for the door to the shower.

As she stood there in the darkness, her beautiful black skin barely reflecting the starlight, he watched as she stepped under the shower head and began to rub her body with the cool water.

“Come on”

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"Miscommunication" - #172

The open plain in front of the camp was hardly teeming with life, but there was a small family group of elephants washing and drinking down at the watering hole, and the odd giraffe was eating their fill on the borders. Every now and again a kudu or a zebra would amble across. This all went to prove to Ernest that he was, finally, in Africa.

Cape Town had been all well and good with ‘the club’ and evening after evening filled with dinners and balls, but now he was finally seeing the real Africa. He was deep in these thoughts when he was tapped on the shoulder by a tall negro gentleman;

“Excuse me sir, but there is someone here to see you. He says that he is owner of this camp.”

Ernest nodded and pulled himself out of his chair. The gruff, middle-aged looking man walking towards him must surely be Mr. deVries, he concluded, and he stuck out his hand ready to greet the fellow.

“Mr. Longfellow, when I hired you to run my camp I did not expect to find you relaxing on the deck drinking my gin; where are the guests?”

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"Good Morning" - #173

It was the growling that woke Peter. As he came to, in the early morning light, he remembered where he was, what had happened and then he heard the growling again and felt very much afraid.

He had been out bush walking with Bastiaan and he had fallen badly. The pain was starting to come back now, and he looked down at the bloody, makeshift dressing around his thigh where the femur had broken. That was what had brought the Hyena to him; the smell of his blood. Bastiaan had been right, Peter’s only chance was for him to walk out under cover of night and find help - he would not have lasted long enough to be carried out by just his friend at a slower pace. He had left the rifle and disappeared into the night, all of Peter’s hopes resting on his shoulders.

Peter had tried not to sleep, for fear that he would fall into unconsciousness and then be completely helpless, but in the end he had dropped off, and so now he was struggling towards wakefulness. Three pairs of eyes, that he could see, were watching him closely.

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"Aarvaark Hunting" - #174

It had been five hours and still they had seen nothing. They had followed Benedict’s instructions to the letter; they had driven to the spot on the GPS that he had given to them, and parked the vehicle. They had checked that the wind was blowing into their faces when they had turned toward the sunset, and then they had walked a quarter of a mile into the bush, in complete silence.

They had set up the hide, and found the burrow, and were now taking it in turns to watch the burrow entrance with the night vision scope and the tracking camera that offered the same night viewing and filming capabilities. As they waited they passed notes to one another;

“Do you see anything?”

“No; pass me some more water would you?”

They were starting to wonder if they would ever see their quarry. Then, as the half hour mark on the sixth hour ticked by, David saw a snout appearing from the burrow. He realised that he had not switched the camera over to record and scrabbled around trying to turn it on quickly and quietly.

“Peter, look!”

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"Samhain Night Satori" - #175

The fire danced gaily as the songs grew bawdier and bawdier into the Samhain night. He found that he actually liked being with others who held similar beliefs to himself, though that brought a wry smile to his lips; there was every stripe and strain of what outsiders might call pagans at this moot.

Sitting around outside on the last night in October does not sound like it would be fun, but the fire was warm and bright, and the stories earlier in the evening had been well told. They had eaten together; a warm hotpot, or so he had been told despite not having detected any meat of any kind. Still it had been filling and hearty and had put him in the mood to sing along with standards and Fairport alike - well that and the mead.

As the hour approached, all quieted down and the leader of the moot took to the podium by the fire to begin the ritual of Samhain as it was observed by this group. All fell silent and as they all joined hands, Hugh felt the connection to the others that he had always worried he would not.

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"Bookshop Reflex" - #176

“We regret to inform passengers that the flight, SAA 2887 at 1140h to Durban is delayed.”

Sarah rolled her eyes at Frank and tossed her book down in disgust. Frank just nodded, he was infuriated by it too, but did not see how he could control the situation; they were in the hands of the Fates now.

He looked around at the tribal or colonial splendour of Mpumalanga; it was by far the most attractive airport that he had ever seen, and yet he was fairly sure that locals would have focused on the temporary feel rather than how it looked.

“I’m going to go for a wander, do you mind watching my stuff?”

Frank nodded and smiled at her; she disappeared toward the book shop and Frank’s heart sank as he realised that he would be increasing the weight of his suitcase as the spare space was filled with Sarah’s new books. She had never seen a bookshop that she did not like the look of, and in fairness the South African bookshops are quite nice, even at airports… Anyway at least she was occupied.

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"The Road Not Travelled" - #177

There was nothing left to say. The guests were all looking at him and he had nothing to say. He looked at the registrar, with a look of abject terror in his eyes, wanting to simply say the words ‘She’s not coming. It’s off’, but not being able to make the sounds.

The ‘Best Man’, who had brought the news, looked at her feet and tried not to make eye contact with her friend, as her seething rage was hardly going to help.

The silence grew in size and weight until there was nothing left to do but break it, and if he did not, then there was always a chance that someone else would. This might have been his only chance to salvage some dignity from the proceedings.

He turned to the gathered throng, some of whom had travelled inordinate distances to be there in Germany, with them;

“Friends, I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but Victoria is not coming. I know that this is going to confuse a lot of you, but it turns out that she can’t go through with marrying me and has decided to not come. Sorry”

There were low mumblings.

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"The Listener" - #178

“And so, Agent Kessler, what has your surveilance taught you so far about subject #2218898?”

Dieter shifted in his seat, more than a little intimidated to be reporting directly to the Regional Commander. He had made reports before, to his superior officer, but even though the Stasi was a regimented organisation, those meetings had been far less formal. Of course there were other complications that were making him more than a little nervous as well.

“Well, Sir, at the moment it appears that our fears are unfounded. The Subject does not appear to be involved in any subversive activities, and those of his associates that had initially caused us concern are not only scolded by him for inappropriate conversation in his home, but they also express frustration and disappointment in his stance behind his back in our various concurrent investigations.”

The Regional Commander nodded and seemed to indicate that Dieter should continue;

“Of course, Commander, we still have a further fortnight of close surveillance planned.”

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"Pitching Woo" - #179

The candle light was flickering across the table as he looked into her eyes until she could bear it no longer and had to look away. Her mother had insisted that she attend the Duke after he had invited her to dine with him, but she supposed that her mother’s assumption had been that it would be a large affair with many at the table, in the Mauretania’s main dining room, rather than an intimate dinner in the Duke’s large state room.

“Do I so repel you, Sophie?”

She trembled, unwilling to admit that she averted her eyes in order to rein in her desire.

“No, not at all your excellency.”

“I see. Then why do you turn away from me when all that I wish to do is feast my eyes upon your beauty. Surely you must know the effect that you have upon men? That they are drawn not only by your splendour but also by your wit and character? It will be a lucky man indeed who turns to face his bride to find you before him.”

Her heart skipped a beat, of all the ‘catches’ she had met, this one was truly moving her. This one she desired.

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"Nature's Blockbuster" - #180

André sat under the veranda, waiting for the rain. The lightning was getting closer and soon the purple summer evening sky would erupt in the powerful downpour that the land thereabouts so desperately needed.

He had felt it coming all day; the slight edge of a little more moisture in the air, the clouds building up on the horizon, it had all been leading to this moment.

There it was again, striking the ground in thick, multiple forks and then sheets too, what looked like a mile away. Of all the spectacles of Nature, lightning was the one that always delivered and never disappointed as far as he was concerned. The awesome power of a storm was more than enough to remind him of his place in the world and yet also delight him with its spectacle.

He felt the moment, held his breath.

DA

DA… DA… DA…

DA DA DA DA DA...

DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA…

The rain started to fall and the noise it made on the corrugated iron roof made a shiver run up and down his spine. he lit up his cigar and lay back into the rocking chair, to enjoy the show.

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"I'm lucky, he's lucky, you're lucky, we're all lucky!" - #181

“So tell me about the movie!”

“Well, it’s called ‘Approaching Magenta’…”

I was cut off by three power-dressed female execs who came bounding up to the table. Gehret put up a hand to stop me in my tracks so that he could handle them. I smiled at them, in the way one assumes a predator smiles at unsuspecting prey, just willing one of them to say something about my ‘wardrobe’. None of them bit; shame.

Soon enough they were gone, and the hand came down again;

“So, as I said, it’s called ‘Approaching Magenta’, and it’s a bitter-sweet comedy about a ‘sad and lonely’ type guy falling for the woman playing Magenta in a traveling production of the stage version of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, and how he tries to get to meet her.”

Gehret nodded, then after a short pause

“Mostly I like it, but persuade me a little more that it could happen.”

I smiled an inner smile, finally I had gotten a pitch far enough to pull the ultimate proof out of the bag;

“Well Gehret, it happened to me. You’ve met Bronwen, my wife, right?”

He nodded.

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"Pattern Recognition" - #182

“Stephen King! Are you having me on?”

I was amazed by the reaction, I thought that at worst she would say something like “I don’t rate him at all”, or similar, but this wide-eyed, borderline anger was way beyond my wildest speculation.

“I thought that everyone liked at least one of his stories. What’s the problem?”

She calmed down a little and then started to look a little embarrassed. After a few minutes;

“Look, don’t take this the wrong way, but this is just a bit of a shock. I mean it was bad enough that you have long hair, wear cowboy boots and feel that Babylon Five is art, but you like Stephen King novels! This is this is the final straw! I am destined to date the same man every time I fall, for the rest of my days! I am like a kind of romantic sisyphus pushing my heart up the hill of corny cult television, fantasy novels, roleplaying games and laughable footwear.”

I tried not to laugh, honest. Some people might have been hurt, but frankly this was not a first for me either; I think she liked Star Trek too.

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"Marula" - #183

The dim light of the hut was making it hard for me to see much of anything, but I could just about make out Freya’s father on his haunches at the back, and Freya’s mother next to him, sat cross-legged very much waiting to hear what I was going to say.

How did I end up in a Zulu round-hut on the edge of Pomeroy, about to put my case to two aging white people as to why I was a good choice to marry their daughter? Yes that would indeed be a good question. Zara and Pedro had been very active in the ANC in the bad times, before Mandela and the others were freed, before democracy came, and even though Freya had turned her back on their eccentricities, this one thing was important to her. They had gone to live a simple life in what was now Kwa Zulu Natal, and before she would marry me I had to meet them and get their blessing.

It all sounds a little weird, but that was the deal and I was resolved to stick to it. I reached into my pocket and held the Marula fruit that she had given me before I left and began to speak.

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"Back to Blighty" - #184

It was such a relief to Lewis that the sun was shining as he walked out of the Terminal One Arrivals Hall. The only thing worse than having to leave the Southern Summer behind him in Cape Town would have been arriving to the wind and rain one might reasonably expect in November. After flying all night he could imagine Dani breakfasting on their deck, looking up at Table Mountain, the gentle trickling of the fountain by the outside table and the sun kissing her feet. He missed her already; this was probably a good thing, he mused.

He joined the taxi queue and before long was secured within the soft bower of a London Cab, racing towards Chelsea, his employer’s home, and his own sumptuous breakfast if previous visits were anything to go by. This was the part of the journey that he enjoyed the most, feeling the changing character of the environment as he spotted the Chiswick roundabout and then the Fullers brewery...

As the cab pulled into Flood Street he almost had his ‘London Head’ back on; like riding a bike.

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"Grandmama?" - #185

The half-light made the grove of cypress trees more than usually eerie, as James sat waiting for Emily. He had grown up playing amongst these trees, camping out in them each summer with his friends at first and then with Emily once they were older, but even so there was something about this place that was not familiar to him in that moment. Certainly he had never ventured out here during twilight this late in the year, at least not that he could remember. Maybe that was it.

He felt around in his pocket for his smokes, and was just finished lighting one when he heard an unfamiliar voice on the edge of the grove;

“James? Is that you?”

It was soft and frail, like the voice of an old woman, and faintly familiar. He just could not quite place it, and it was adding to his general disquiet as no one should know that he was there.

“James? You are here, as you promised my grand daughter that you would be, aren’t you?”

He breathed a sigh of relief and stepped from the shadows;

“Good boy!”

It was not who he expected at all.

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"Good Eating" - #186

“This is good, eh?”

The biltong was unbelieveably good, there was no doubt. It had been worth the blind and frankly over the top panic that he had suffered all the way back from Joburg, worrying about getting the stuff through British Customs. In all honesty it was not as though there were drugs in his suitcase, and being British he could have just shrugged and said;

“It’s not allowed? Oh sorry. I had no idea.”

but even so he had driven himself crazy with worry about bringing it back. It had been a fit of craziness when with two days to go before the end of the holiday he had realised that he had not eaten enough biltong and droewors and he HAD to take some home. Besides André had brought some back for him last time; André deserved his thoughtful gift of South African meat.

They sat in quiet contemplation, quietly ruminating on the leathery but flavourful meat, and he closed his eyes and thought about the Kudu running wild before it became food; oddly it seemed better than cows in the UK and their simple lives.

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"Decision Making" - #187

Since they had arrived in Goa, all Frank had talked about was learning to scuba dive. Now on day three, Stella was almost ready to stab him with her breakfast spoon if he mentioned it again in his dithering, indecisive, ineffectual way. The previous two mornings at breakfast and indeed throughout the days as well he had umm-ed and ahh-ed about the pros and cons until she had been ready to agree to do it with him if only to shut him up.

As far as she was concerned it was a simple question, like whether or nor to take an umbrella when leaving for work on a day that looks like rain; do I want to stay dry? Frank had clearly already decided that he wanted to learn how to dive, but he was caught up in the minutia of the standard he would be asked to reach, PADI being the certifying body, as compared to the BSAC course that he was told was offered at another hotel a short taxi ride away. Then there was the pontificating about the impact of taking up another expensive hobby. She wished he would just get on with it.

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"Mistress" - #188

“On your knees. Sit on your hands.”

Silently and without taking my eyes away from her gaze I went down onto my knees as she commanded and slid my palms between my thighs and calves, arching my back slightly to relieve the tension in my arms.

With her left hand she gestured that I should look nowhere but her eyes, and I strained, head back, to do as she commanded. I stared intently into her eyes. I heard her right hand begin to explore the wetness between her legs, all but a few inches from my face, but forbidden to my sight. As she became more aroused I began to detect the beautiful, musky perfume of her pussy. It completed the tension which she then maintained with her steely gaze; a rope around my will. My eyes flashed away, I was desperate to see her arousal, and it was beautiful indeed; wet and pink, turning a deeper shade before my eyes. I so wanted to taste her...

SMACK

Her free hand struck me across the side of my head;

“Look into my eyes! That is not for you.”

My head throbbed and I looked where I was told.